OWEN: I’ve been doing 10 push-ups a day, I’m ready.īIRD: You said you wanted to show the space!īIRD: As you can see, I received a letter stating that you were interested in showing the house. OK, you have 30 seconds to explain yourself before I ask Owen to throw you off the porch. … No, don’t give me your card, I will NOT be in touch. … Oh, I like your coat, where did you get- no, doesn’t matter. Seriously? Not one of you could wipe your feet?ĬLAIRE: Ok, all of you, OUT. With people who did not wish me a happy birthday, I might add. OWEN: Do you honestly think that, even if she did want to sell the house, she’d ask you?īIRD: I just think that you should avoid being too rash. I mean I do, have my senses, but they would never inspire me to contact you about anything, and why would I write you a letter of all things? Did we suddenly get transported into a Jane Austen novel? Sterback had finally come to her senses when it comes to relinquishing ownership of this place.ĬLAIRE: I most certainly did NOT. JUDITH: And that didn’t strike you as wildly out of character?īIRD: I thought that Ms. JUDITH: Yeah, if this is a surprise party, I’m going to require at least one of you to say happy birthday at this point.īIRD: Excuse me? You asked me to be here.īIRD: Your letter? You sent a note saying that you were ready to sell the house. Who are all of these people? And WHY are you in MY house, you parasite?
Everyone, this is Claire, the current owner of the house-ĬLAIRE: THE owner of the house, as in the once and future, Mr. JUDITH: This surprise party is off to a weird start.ĬLAIRE: Uh, excuse me, but why are you here? Who let you in? And who’s this?īIRD: Ms.
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OWEN: Uh, hi? Claire, why is the house full of people? JUDITH: Owen, can you help me put the groceries… whoa. Well… guess we won’t be getting any surprise guests then. But no one is down there, right? Should we check? No, no. Did… did you see anyone go down there before? The lock is… still on the door. It’s a bullish market out there, people are always trying to get ahead. I’m sure that’s just someone hoping for a sneak peek. There are multiple bedrooms are upstairs, and… I’m sorry, did you see a figure up there? Did someone go upstairs? Hello? … hello? Well, uh, hm. A magic eraser will do wonders, I assure you. Oh, don’t pay attention to that… red stain on the wall, that will buff right out. I know I can’t keep up with the latest food trends. Someone here likes the pickled onions and tomatoes! … That’s funny… that one looks kind of like… an eyeball…? Who knows what the kids are into these days. Ah, apparently a great place to store preserves. On this wall, you can see the lovely built-in cabinetry. You know how it is in any old house, there will always be a little something creeping its way in. And I know there’s a few bugs skittering around but there are no infestation issues, I assure you. I believe the pipes are relatively new, let me just turn this on… ah, uh… well, I know it may look like blood is dripping out of the sink, but I assure you that red colour is just some rust in the pipes! Nothing to worry about. Now, if you’ll come this way, you can see the kitchen is a bit out of date, but it’s nothing that can’t be modernized. Just think, with a contractor you can rip all this out and turn it into an open concept live-work space in a jiff!
Plaster walls, original detailing and lighting, and the woodwork? Beautiful. But enough jesting, if you look around, you’ll see that this is a wonderful and historic piece of local architecture. This is a real gem of a property that’s just come on the market, and today you’ll be getting the tour from another gem. Hello, I’m Austin Bird, and I want to welcome you all here today.
I’d say I need to get to selling, but these places practically sell themselves these days. I’m just glad I finally wrapped my wings around that location. Anyway, I’m sure the kiddies will be fine. … They don’t? Well, you learn something new every day. I’m sure he’ll be back on his feet though in no time, kneecaps grow back. Plus, it just sounds fake a hospital for ONLY sick kids? Really? Oh, well that’s tragic. Well, that’s just the price of doing business. That is prime real estate in the core, I can’t wait to repurpose it into something actually useful. Oh, what happened with the deed for SickKids Hospital? … We got it? Brilliant. Bit of a 1970s-time capsule, but everything sells so fast these days that it could be on fire and still fetch 2 mil.
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